1.
Can someone please tag me in a blunt smoking challenge instead of these push up challenges
— Weed Tweets™ & Stoner Thoughts 🍃💭🇨🇦 (@StillHighhh) April 7, 2020
2.
Imagine how blown away a dog would be to find out they are literally full of bones. #Highdea
— Higher Mentality 420 (@highrmentality) October 30, 2018
3.
Dangers of smoking #weed #danger pic.twitter.com/ergn3IpSIc
— The Bearer of Bad News (@bbnsaga) October 19, 2018
4.
Who is the idiot that called it “possession of marijuana” and not “joint custody”?
— Terry F (@daemonic3) September 17, 2013
5.
It’s really hard to explain that your eyes are really red from allergies and not weed when you’re buying cupcakes and a pound of Doritos.
— Mary, Queen of Thots 🌹 (@SwearySpice) March 19, 2013
6.
i only go on ebay after i smoke pot that way i’m always the highest bidder thank you check please
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) January 22, 2015
7.
Ever get so high you have to turn the volume down on the TV to taste your food?
— Edgar Allan Hoe (@Slashleen) March 26, 2011
8.
When you show up to work high AF pic.twitter.com/T4Jan4hh1K
— Carly’s Dream (@CarlyGanzz) November 22, 2017
9.
*walks up to grocery clerk*
I would like to buy this marijuana
“Sir, that’s broccoli”
*whispers really loud*
It’s okay I’m not a cop— Dr. Bucky Isotope for President (@BuckyIsotope) May 18, 2016
10.
Doctor: are you an active marijuana user?
Me: not really, I usually just sit on the couch and play video games
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) August 23, 2016
11.
Made a sandwich 10 min ago and been looking for it ever since then🤦🏾♂️ I gotta stop smoking😂 pic.twitter.com/NCbNOyvZXe
— Guapo 🇭🇹🗿 (@kensonguapo) March 12, 2018
12.
My mom found out that I was smoking the weed and she told me to “pack my bags” LOL it’s called a bowl mom and it’s already packed
— Too Fat to Kickflip (@mattytalks) October 12, 2012
13.
How to start world peace: pic.twitter.com/Bj8zDC0eeT
— Intelligent Stoners™ (@GeniusPothead) August 5, 2014
14.
Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy.
— elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) April 26, 2016
15.
Am I really high, or does this lamp also look really high? pic.twitter.com/8nJJlJyGCi
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) May 6, 2018
16.
Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, Its Just Bread😐 @dominos
— . (@SadderDre) September 1, 2014
Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/ @dominos @Dominos_UK
— . (@SadderDre) September 1, 2014
17.
I’m high AF and spent 5 minutes trying to figure out who Tom is, and what his onion picking skills have to do with my sandwich pic.twitter.com/npkoSzpeDe
— *Hits Blunt* (@hitsbluntgram) November 13, 2018
18.
My friend tried heating up some leftover pasta on a radiator. This is my other friend explaining to him the apartment has a microwave, an oven and a grill. #StonerStories pic.twitter.com/YW9HKFRDcX
— Stephanie (@kann_zaubern) April 16, 2018
19.
[my wife & i catch our son smoking weed]
ME: i’ll talk to him
[wife walks away]
ME: we’re very disa—ok shes gone. when did u get so fkn cool— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 17, 2016
20.
How many times now?#Stoner#StonerProblems#cutthecrustsoffanditsnottoobad pic.twitter.com/IehPnzfBuc
— Madame_Marijuana (@MarijuanaMadame) June 28, 2020